Lest I might ever forget, reason 1 zillion & 4 for hating the Daily Mail. They think Marie Osmand has let herself go, unlike Madonna, but I think Madge looks strained with the effort of remaining taut. She blames it on the men who like her carved out, and if left to her own devices would be zaftig (yiddish for pleasantly plump). She needs to get some more matzo balls down her & ignore the boys!

BTW, that bob was a wig, thank goodness, but made of human hair. I don't like to think of where it came from or why; does the hair trade have ethics?