Mini Me

& look Rocco screwing up his eyes, against the flash maybe, but spoiling those photos fine! These happy family snaps were taken the same day that the daily snail printed a whole story about Madge's marriage falling apart...

Don't Sponsor a Child!

Now that The Daily Mail has stopped slagging her off, I'm guessing Madge has won her PR battle, despite the soft focus version of Newsnight. I'm not so sure that Kirsty was awestruck but the Ghost chairs & swathes of ruched fabric were an odd touch, I suspect they were in some ropey looking BBC studio which needed dressing!

For the record, sponsoring a child can offer more to the donor than the child. Christian Aid, for example, advocate a policy of donating to a community because singling a child out is not always beneficial for them. It is sensible theory, nothing to do with adoption, but worth thinking about for those of us who can donate £'s a week rather than Madonna's millions! I wanted to write, engage and see photographs of how 'my' child was doing, but was utterly pursuaded to set up a direct debit instead.

Enough Already!

I am really dubious about the adoption from Malawi of a little boy who still has a father, but I am also struggling to identify what the world is really kicking up a fuss about; Angelina and Mia didn't seem to get into hot water like this. Our tabloids are just brutal. What's done cannot be undone & they look like a really happy family. I was relieved to see Guy in the picture, I wondered what had happened to him. As Mrs Ritchie looked tearful on Oprah, she revealed her adoption would involve the same British scrutiny as any other, and I know what that process looks like. Mind you, she will be getting any old social worker, just like any other family, & how star struck will she be! I may fast track my qualification & move... Madge needs a new best friend & I'm absolutely sure I would get on well with Rupert Everett so there would be no jealousy or anything...

Une Blonde D'un Age Certain

Here are a lot of recent photos of Madonna looking great, yeah younger than she is, but cool, stylish & fashion forward. I'm not an all out fan but I think she has really paved the way for une femme d'un age certain & I like her wardrobe. I also didn't want to be bitchy here really, but after a certain age, going blonder really does a girl no favours. However edgy you think you are/want to be; it emphasises the lines & (quite frankly) does a mutton dressed as lamb thing even to the material girl.

I bet Rocco cried when he saw it. Mind you, maybe not, what other child do you know that would keep that hat on? I know he's a fireman or policeman, & in the sun too! He is absolutely the cutest kid though and, while some say Lourdes is mini-mummy, he is definitely mini-Guy. Maybe Guy just has a baby face?!

Anway, enough trivial celebrity nonsense for one day. Had a long chat about Victoria Beckham with a friend yesterday so am all starred-out, back to Israel/the demonisation of young people very soon & must have a cup of tea & do some work now.